Description
The dessert equivalent of loosening your collar. Cocoa and cold-brew coffee whipped through cultured cream cheese, a cream-liqueur note with zero alcohol, whiskey-cream warmth rolling in soft behind it. Milk-coffee tan, cast into a faceted dome that reads like something you’d be handed at the end of a long, good night. Scoop it with Snitch Snaps crackers, spread it on toast with a mug of Liquid Assets beside it, or make it the last thing on a holiday table after the plates clear. Coffee keeps you up for it. Cream talks you into one more. They’re flipping the chairs onto the tables and you’re still going back for one more swipe.
Average rating
4.53
Rated 4.53 out of 5 based on 129 customer ratings
129 reviews
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Nutrition Facts
Serving size
2 tbsp (30g)
Amount per serving
Calories
140
% Daily Value*
-
Total Fat
11g
14%
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Saturated Fat
6g
30%
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Trans Fat
0g
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Cholesterol
30mg
10%
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Sodium
130mg
6%
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Total Carbohydrate
9g
3%
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Dietary Fiber
0g
0%
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Total Sugars
8g
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Protein
2g
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Vitamin D 0mcg
0%
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Calcium 0mg
0%
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Iron 0mg
0%
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Potassium 0mg
0%
Ingredients: Cultured cream cheese (pasteurized milk, cream, cheese culture, salt), cultured butter, powdered cane sugar, cocoa powder, cold-brew coffee reduction, Irish-cream flavoring (zero alcohol), whiskey flavoring, bourbon-vanilla flavoring.
Contains milk; trace caffeine (coffee). Produced in a facility that also handles eggs, wheat, soy, tree nuts, peanuts, and sesame.
Helena K. –
Saved this for after bedtime like the label suggested and it was worth the wait. The coffee leads, the cream softens it, and there’s a whiskey warmth with no booze anywhere in it.
Dara B. –
Cracked into the dome with my night-shift mug and nearly skipped the mug entirely. That cold-brew note tastes real, not like syrup.
Scarlett J. –
Expected a novelty and got an actual grown-up dessert. The zero-proof Irish-cream warmth makes it feel like a nightcap you can serve anyone.
Mateus S. –
Spread a little on toast with my morning cup and felt vaguely fancy about it. Deep cocoa, a coffee kick, and a finish that lingers.
Delia D. –
Brought the dome out after a long meal and the table went quiet. It drinks like a cream liqueur but eats like dessert, which is a neat trick.
Rodrigo G. –
Scooped a crackerful before I even put the groceries away. The whiskey note sneaks in at the very end, and that’s the part I chase.
Daeun L. –
Tucked into this once the house went still and it was pure calm. Mellow cocoa, honest coffee, and a base that tastes cultured rather than sugary.
Jonah L. –
Picked it up on a whim and now it lives in my fridge door. Grown-up coffee flavor, easy cream, nothing fussy about it.
Cheparney T. –
Doubted a coffee cheese could work and this shut me up fast. Rich without turning heavy, and the liqueur note is lovely.
Micco A. –
Carried one to a friend’s and we killed it over two pots of decaf. The cocoa and cold-brew trade off better than I guessed they would.
Thiago W. –
Reached for this instead of a second glass of wine and had zero regrets. Warm and creamy, faintly boozy-tasting, none of the hangover math.
Carolina H. –
Mixed a spoonful into warm milk for a quiet nightcap. It melted into something cozy, coffee up top and a soft whiskey hum under it.
Orla O. –
Served it at the tail end of a holiday meal and it outlasted the pie. Exactly the mellow, warm thing a worn-out table wants.
Avery I. –
Hid the dome behind the leftovers and still got busted. The liqueur note stays subtle while the coffee runs the show.
Taini I. –
Grabbed a cracker, then four more, then gave up counting. Honest cold-brew flavor, lush cream, genuinely hard to stop.
Rafael F. –
Softened it ten minutes on the counter and it spread like a dream. Coffee and cocoa up front, a slow creamy close behind them.
Fintan G. –
Tried this once the kids finally went down and understood the pitch completely. Grown-up, calm, and quietly indulgent.
Nisha H. –
Opened it on a grey afternoon and my whole mood turned around. The warm coffee and the cream are a cozy pair.
Chenoa K. –
Nabbed the last of it from my husband by moving quicker than him. Creamy and coffee-rich, a little glow of whiskey at the end.
Tadhg B. –
Pried the lid off before dinner and spoiled my appetite on purpose. The cold-brew carries while the cream rounds off every edge.
Harper I. –
Stashed a dome for a cold Friday and it didn’t survive to Saturday. Warm as a nightcap, rich as a real dessert.
Yerin R. –
Set this out after a brutal week and let it do the talking. Mellow cocoa, real coffee, and a gentle liqueur softness.
Soren N. –
Shared a plate at book club and three people wanted the link. That whiskey note had everyone guessing and nobody complaining.
Terrence R. –
Leaned into a slow Sunday with this beside my coffee and lost the afternoon. The cold-brew flavor is the thing that sold me.
Hyejin T. –
Wedged a knife in the second it arrived and spread one on the spot. Warm, creamy, and the finish hangs around far too long.
Leandro W. –
Chose this over the actual dessert at a dinner and chose right. The liqueur warmth tastes like a treat you earned after a long day.
Grainne O. –
Resisted for about a day before the dome won. Rich coffee, soft cocoa, a whiskey hum that keeps calling you back.
Gabriel E. –
Portioned it out for guests and still came up short, as always. That warm coffee-cream flavor vanishes faster than you expect.
Juliana P. –
Dabbed a little on a warm scone at midnight and felt no guilt. Deep cold-brew, a boozy-tasting close, all of it zero-proof.
Hola G. –
Planted the dome in the middle of a board and watched it go first. Creamy and coffee-rich, with a slow whiskey warmth trailing after.
Noelle V. –
Caved on a Tuesday and stretched the whole thing over two nights. The cream stays gentle while the coffee runs deep.
Deirdre W. –
Volunteered to bring dessert and this quietly beat the cake. The Irish-cream warmth alone is my reason to reorder.
Woojin K. –
Eased into a cozy evening with this and my mug and it was perfect. Cocoa and coffee wrapped in a grown-up, creamy finish.
Vitoria B. –
Snuck a scoop while cooking, then another, then stopped pretending. The cold-brew reads true and the cream is plush.
Aaliyah R. –
Balanced a scoop on a cracker and barely shared a bite. Creamy and coffee-led, a whiskey warmth tucked underneath.
Caoimhe K. –
Pocketed the gift-box dome for myself and never looked back. The liqueur note hangs quiet while the coffee does the work.
Marcela T. –
Spotted this on a recommendation and it earned its place fast. Mellow coffee, soft cocoa, a cozy warm close.
Seojin C. –
Devoured a third of it during one bad movie and felt fine. The coffee-and-cream pairing is quietly addictive.
Caio D. –
Rationed it to make it last and failed by day two. Deep cold-brew and a finish that keeps pulling you in.
Hyewon L. –
Melted a spoonful over ice cream and regretted none of it. The whiskey warmth blooms the instant it hits something warm.
Renata E. –
Laid this out at a cocktail night and it was the only thing remembered. Coffee-rich and creamy, basically a nightcap you can spread.
Nokomis E. –
Warmed a cracker, spread it thick, and finally got the hype. The cold-brew sharpens the cream in the best possible way.
Jihun E. –
Retrieved the dome from the back of the fridge and finished it standing up. Cocoa, coffee, and a soft whiskey glow at the end.
Imani L. –
Gifted one to my sister and she hid it from her own kids. Gentle liqueur warmth, bold coffee, a fair trade.
Doyoon C. –
Convinced my skeptical husband to taste it and lost the rest of the dome. Creamy and coffee-forward, a whiskey hum on the way out.
Niamh W. –
Toted this to a cabin weekend and it was the best thing we packed. The cold-brew and cream suited the cold nights perfectly.
Haneul F. –
Flattened a scoop onto a warm biscuit and it was absurdly good. Coffee-rich, creamy, a boozy-tasting finish with no booze at all.
Camila C. –
Approached this cautious and walked away genuinely impressed. The whiskey note is grown-up without trying too hard.
Felipe B. –
Zeroed in on this over everything else at the dessert table. There’s cocoa, there’s coffee, and a lingering warmth over both.
Astrid M. –
Caught myself reaching for it three nights running, which says plenty. The cold-brew depth is the detail I keep noticing.
Camden Y. –
Prepped a board for movie night and kept circling back to this dome. Creamy coffee, a slow whiskey finish, easy to overdo.
Isabela G. –
Bought it on a cold-day impulse and it turned into my restock. The liqueur edge turns an ordinary night into a small luxury.
Nalani F. –
Marked this as my fall default after one quiet night in. Coffee-led and creamy, a warm whiskey close behind.
Kyungsoo J. –
Sampled a corner to be polite and then ate half the dome. The cold-brew is honest and the cream runs rich.
Beckett C. –
Indulged after the kids went down and it was a small quiet win. That Irish-cream warmth is exactly the grown-up note I hoped for.
Minho F. –
Lured my partner off the couch with one cracker of this. Coffee, cream, and a whiskey hum that’s hard to set down.
Cillian B. –
Floated a scoop over a warm brownie and doubled down on the coffee. Creamy and rich, a boozy-tasting finish that stays clean.
Oisin T. –
Negotiated the last scoop with my brother and lost, fairly. Bitter cold-brew against sweet cream is a quietly perfect match.
Jackson G. –
Earned a few crackers after a long week and they were worth it. Coffee-rich, with a soft whiskey glow over the top.
Soyeon E. –
Discovered this at a friend’s and ordered my own before leaving. The liqueur warmth had me hooked on the first bite.
Lena J. –
Added it to a small spread and it made everything else look plain. Cocoa and coffee with a creamy, grown-up close.
Gustavo F. –
Wrapped a cold night around this and my coffee carried it along. The whiskey note made a grey evening cozier.
Sinead F. –
Dished a scoop at a gathering and watched this plate empty first. You get deep cold-brew, then soft cream, then a warm goodbye.
Colton L. –
Ferried the dome to a dinner and the coffee quietly carried the whole table. Rich and creamy without ever tipping heavy.
Enola E. –
Produced this at a holiday open house and it was the sleeper hit. That liqueur warmth belongs on a late-night table.
Amira K. –
Risked bringing it to a picky crowd and it won every one of them. Led by coffee, smoothed by cream, lit with a faint whiskey glow.
Henrique V. –
Rescued what was left from my roommate by sheer speed. Honest cold-brew, satiny texture, not one complaint from me.
Maeve F. –
Showed it off at a dinner and it won the night without trying. The whiskey warmth reads grown-up and calm.
Eoin C. –
Nestled a scoop onto a cracker and the coffee did the heavy lifting. Creamy and rich, a soft boozy-tasting close.
Marcus D. –
Munched a cracker tower during a cold snap and it was pure comfort. Cocoa, coffee, and a cozy whiskey end.
Bruno R. –
Coaxed my teenager into one bite and never saw the dome again. Gentle on the cream, bold on the coffee, balanced overall.
Larissa N. –
Threw it on a board next to the brie and it outclassed everything. Dark coffee up top, grown-up warmth running underneath.
Mariana W. –
Logged this as the best thing in the whole order and meant it. Rich coffee, plush texture, a whiskey hum arriving late.
Padraig W. –
Centered a dessert board around this and it carried the course. The liqueur warmth lands exactly like a nightcap.
Theo J. –
Dove into this after a hard day and it earned its keep. Cream smooths the coffee and the whiskey warmth fades slow.
Yusuf T. –
Burrowed a scoop out after dinner and finally got the warning label. The cold-brew note is what I keep going back for.
Kiran N. –
Chilled it overnight, spread it next day, loved every bite. Creamy coffee with a warm, boozy-tasting close.
Taeyang L. –
Passed it around a family table and it came back scraped clean. The whiskey warmth refuses to leave quietly.
Saoirse K. –
Plated it beside the fancy cheese and it stole the show. Dark roast flavor, cozy whiskey hum hiding just behind the cream.
Adsila R. –
Settled in with a cracker after a rough day and it delivered. Pairing the sharp coffee with that soft cream was a smart move.
Opal J. –
Forgot I had it, found it, finished it within the hour. Bold coffee on top, a soft liqueur glow waiting under it.
Rafaela S. –
Bribed myself through chores one scoop at a time. That whiskey note was the quiet reward each round.
Ruairi K. –
Cut into the dome mid-dinner and the table reorganized around it. Creamy and coffee-deep, a warm finish to close.
Clodagh T. –
Ventured a scoop onto shortbread and the coffee carried it home. The liqueur warmth ties the whole thing together.
Meera L. –
Grazed on this all night beside my decaf and never tired of it. Deep cold-brew, creamy, a grown-up close.
Micah C. –
Lined up crackers for a quiet Sunday and the dome didn’t reach Monday. All coffee and cream, finished with a quiet whiskey shine.
Mirae N. –
Hauled one to a game night and watched adults fight over the last swipe. Creamy coffee, a soft boozy-tasting end.
Nita O. –
Offered it around at a party and three people asked where I found it. The whiskey warmth became the conversation.
Yoonah Y. –
Split one with my roommate and we did not split it evenly. Coffee-rich, creamy, a cozy whiskey close.
Siobhan R. –
Topped a graham with a scoop and it was gone before I sat. Deep cold-brew and cream, dangerously easy to keep eating.
Seungmin K. –
Wheeled out a board at a party and this dome didn’t last the hour. Coffee-led, creamy, a whiskey hum underneath.
Aoife H. –
Demolished a quarter standing at the counter, no plate in sight. That liqueur note lingers way longer than it should.
Fiadh V. –
Started with one cracker to test it and ended with an empty dome. Cocoa and coffee, a warm grown-up finish.
Donghyun N. –
Eyed it skeptically and then could not leave it alone. Tastes like actual cold-brew, and the texture is downright lush.
Blathnaid H. –
Handed a cracker to a friend and she wrote me a paragraph after. That whiskey warmth is understated and lovely.
Mason R. –
Kicked off a dinner party with this and set the bar high early. Smooth coffee flavor that closes soft and faintly boozy.
Jiho N. –
Doled out crackers at a party and ran dry long before the crackers did. Coffee-rich with a cozy whiskey end.
Everett T. –
Arranged a plate for a cold front and let the coffee carry it. That whiskey-cream warmth hands it a real backbone.
Owen O. –
Vowed to save some for later and that plan died within the hour. Strong coffee, rich body, a shine of whiskey riding over it.
Beatriz S. –
Swiped a knife through it and the coffee hit before I reached a cracker. Rich and creamy with a grown-up warmth.
Roisin F. –
Clocked it as a holiday-table regular after exactly one taste. A little goes a long way, and I mean that as praise.
Nokosi H. –
Dragged a cracker through it and immediately planned a reorder. The whiskey note is the detail that got me.
Waya K. –
Tested a corner, then a cracker, then abandoned all restraint. Starts on coffee, turns creamy, ends on a warm note.
Nari Y. –
Whisked a little into a crepe filling and it was absurd in the best way. Dark coffee and soft cream sink right into whatever you spread it on.
Heitor E. –
Entertained a full house with this and the dome didn’t survive round one. Dangerously delicious earns its spot right here.
Tessa L. –
Marbled a little into my oatmeal and ruined plain oatmeal for good. Coffee-rich, with a creamy boozy-tasting end.
Aisling A. –
Unwrapped it on a cold night and the coffee aroma alone sold me. The whiskey warmth is why I keep one on hand.
Zara I. –
Treated it like real dessert, because it is, and paced myself badly. Creamy coffee with a slow grown-up finish.
Seoyeon W. –
Fetched it over to a potluck and this quietly carried the dessert end. Full and smooth, yet it never tips into too much.
Minjun Y. –
Stumbled onto this in a gift box and now I keep it stocked. You taste why L. A. Walton has a name for one-of-a-kind sweets.
Vinicius H. –
Ushered this onto the board and it drew more eyes than the wine. A dessert this refined could only come from L. A. Walton.
Cormac N. –
Savored it slow beside my coffee and the cream is my favorite part. Serious coffee flavor, cozy whiskey note rounding out the end.
Rohan B. –
Readied a board for guests and this was the first dome scraped bare. Coffee-led, creamy, impossible to leave alone.
Sunwoo W. –
Nobody builds a coffee-and-cream flavor quite like L. A. Walton does. Grown-up, warm, and gone far too fast.
Juniper S. –
Placed it center-table and nobody left it alone for long. Creamy coffee, a soft whiskey warmth, no fuss.
Elliot P. –
Only L. A. Walton could make a dessert cheese taste this much like a nightcap. The liqueur note is the whole charm.
Tooantuh H. –
Caffeine kept me up for it and the cream talked me into one more, exactly as the label warned. Coffee-rich and dangerously easy.
Desmond J. –
Flaunted a board at a fall party and this was the clear standout. The warning label finally makes complete sense.
Jamal P. –
Instantly thought of my Irish gran’s Christmas cream liqueur the second I tasted it. Coffee, cream, and warmth, no bottle needed.
Fernanda T. –
Reminded me of the Irish cream my dad poured once a year, except I could eat the whole dome. The whiskey warmth is spot on.
Declan L. –
Grew up around spiked holiday coffees on my Irish side and this nailed that exact comfort. Creamy, grown-up, gone too soon.
Nuala K. –
Being half Irish, that liqueur warmth tasted like home to me. Coffee-led, with a cozy whiskey finish.
Jinwoo M. –
Took me straight back to my Irish family’s after-dinner coffees. Bitter coffee and gentle cream, a quiet joy side by side.
Brendan E. –
Poured a cup and my Irish grandmother’s kitchen came flooding back at the first bite. Warm, creamy, just grown-up enough.
Chayton I. –
Loved tasting the Irish-cream note my family leaned on every Christmas. Coffee-rich and creamy, no actual liqueur required.
Fionnuala O. –
Felt like my Brazilian mom’s after-dinner cafezinho met a cream liqueur, and I’m not mad about it. Coffee-deep with a soft whiskey warmth.
Sorcha P. –
As someone Korean, I usually skip coffee desserts, but the cream here won me over. Mellow, grown-up, smooth all the way down.
Luana N. –
Growing up Muscogee meant strong coffee at every table, and this dome honors that. Rich, warm, and easy to overdo.
Emmett O. –
Put this out at a dinner and my Irish husband said it tasted like the holidays. Coffee and cream with a whiskey glow.